2016 GOP Presidential Candidates

SUBTLE THINGS 2016 GOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES CAN AND SHOULD DO RIGHT NOW TO MORE THOROUGHLY AND MOST CONVINCINGLY EVOKE THE REAGAN YEARS.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/subtle-things-2016-gop-presidential-candidates-can-and-should-do-right-now-to-more-thoroughly-and-most-convincingly-evoke-the-reagan-years

“Wear a Swatch watch.”
“Wear two Swatch watches.”

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THE DEFERRAL OF DEATH.
“Death makes me very angry.” —Larry Ellison, Oracle founder

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-deferral-of-death#fnr1

“It’s 4:56 a.m. on the day this column is due. I think I’ve achieved some sort of singularity. There’s no longer any lifeboat. There are no longer any people. A cruise ship keels to one side in a windless Caribbean dawn. It has been retrofitted as an office building. The directory lists 2,000 names. I walk down the tilted hallway feeling queasy from watching videos about liquid vitrification. I enter an office. In the corner is a leather chair shaped like a giant baseball glove. Next to it sits an IV pole holding a bag filled with dimes. I lower myself into the chair and decide to check the weather on my phone but everywhere is Cupertino, California.”