“Do not knock on the windows at the bottom of the pool. Do not wave to the men in lab coats on the other side of the glass, as they are very busy.”
FROM THE DIARY OF JOHN ADAMS
THE ORIGINAL SELFIE
So he went to the Lord God and said, “It is true I can take pictures of the wild animals and birds, but how am I to take pictures of myself with the animals and birds? If you looked at these pictures, you wouldn’t even know I was here in the Garden of Eden.”
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