http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/pool-rules
“Do not knock on the windows at the bottom of the pool. Do not wave to the men in lab coats on the other side of the glass, as they are very busy.”
Category: Humor
Whose Line is is Anyways? Stephen Colbert
July 3, 1776
FROM THE DIARY OF JOHN ADAMS
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/from-the-diary-of-john-adams
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but first…
THE ORIGINAL SELFIE
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-original-selfie
So he went to the Lord God and said, “It is true I can take pictures of the wild animals and birds, but how am I to take pictures of myself with the animals and birds? If you looked at these pictures, you wouldn’t even know I was here in the Garden of Eden.”
7 Of The World’s Deadliest Snakes
7 Of The World’s Deadliest Snakes Who Would Be No Match For My Lawn Mower – These poisonous ground-huggers don’t stand a chance against my beautiful baby John Deere.
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6 Times Tobey Maguire Had A Public Meltdown Because Nobody Would Call Him ‘Tugboat Maguire’ – Whether you love him or hate him, you have to admit these are not Tobey’s finest moments!
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The Onion Redesign – Three Decades in the Making
Welcome To The Onion’s Redesigned Online Experience – The Onion’s world-renowned, industry-leading brand of journalism has long stood as the pinnacle of human achievement. So as we contemplated how to update our website, we were confronted with a seemingly impossible question: How can one improve upon perfection?
Happy Mother’s Day
What Kind Of Mom Stick Is Right For You? – Choosing a mom stick is one of the most important decisions a mother makes. On Mothershould, Grace Manning-Devlin breaks down some pros and cons of popular models.
http://www.theonion.com/video/what-kind-mom-stick-right-you-50375
